Epic Johnny

Epic Johnny:
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:- As old as I am.
 
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny:- He became father only after I was born
Teacher: Why did you laugh ?
Boy: I saw a strap of your Bra
Teacher: GET OUT !!!! No Class for you for a WEEK.

Another boy laughs............,

Teacher: Why did u laugh ???
Boy: I saw Both straps.
Teacher: GET OUT....... No class for you for a MONTH....!

Teacher bend down to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out.

Teacher: johnny where are you going out?
Johnny: With what I saw I think my schooldays are OVER.........